Pat’s Guaca – Guacamole

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Did you know that the word “avocado” derives from the Aztec word, “ahuácatl” meaning testicles? Now you do! My love of avocados started with my lucrative career as a very important man in the burrito industry. Guacamole is an essential ingredient for any party, gathering, sporting event and any time you want to impress the crowd with your culinary skills and sense of humor. Plus, the black olives will blow their minds! Continue reading

Pat’s Bacon Mac n Cheese


It’s true what they say, “You are what you eat.” Therefore, I give you, Pat’s Bacon Mac n Cheese. Not much is better than bacon, of course, excluding the kid and the wife. This is an easy crock pot recipe I like to throw together for The Wife and me. It makes enough to have leftovers for one or two of the lunches during the week that I’ll pack for her, AND, it still leaves me with plenty of Bacon Mac Yum Yum any time I want. I like to call that, heaven. The recipe doesn’t take long to put together, and it cooks in the crock pot for 4 hours. In the end, you’ve made bacon, you’re crock potting bacon and your house smells of… Diapers and Bacon. Hey, it could be worse. Continue reading

Easy Greek-ish Style Salmon

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Salmon is a fish that most people find very difficult to cook. Forget that. It’s easy. All you need is an oven, a few small ingredients with 10-15 minutes to put them together and you can have the tastiest fish cooked in 35-40 minutes, with the tastiest flavors… Greek. Now, I am not Greek. And I am not a chef. But I love the Greek flavors and anything that has feta and kalamata olives in it, sounds great to me. So, here’s my easy recipe for a Greek-ish style salmon. I like to call it, Easy Greek-ish Style Salmon.

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